- Plays: 14,283
- Artist: Julie B.
- Track Name: Alpha Strut
So my tumblr-bro Mel made THIS POST and then it was four in the morning and this seemed like a good idea for some reason???
(p.s. I imagine this being sung and beat-boxed by whichever members of the pack happen to be present. I bet Erica is a better beat-boxer than me. I bet everyone is a better beat-boxer than me.)
You got the power, you do what you want
Red eyes and tight jeans
You know what that means
Gotta go out and bite some motherfucking teens, ya heard?
Right in the side, ‘cause that’s my style, bitch
Stick with me and live a life worthwhile, what
Got a Camaro and I still can’t smile
Hostile, now line up single-file
Everybody do the Alpha Strut say heeeey
All the betas in the club go
There’s a wolf I can get behind
Look at that swagger
Do the alpha strut
All the betas in the house now
Take a look at my eyebrows
I can somersault!
(The kanima was not my fault)
EDIT: To properly dance to this, put on skintight pants and walk like you’re suddenly bowlegged and exaggeratedly nonchalant:
Also one time he was supposed to write a violin and piano duet, and he wrote the violin part, but he didn’t really feel like writing the piano part, or was too lazy etc. When the concert came up (he played the piano while a fiend played the violin) he set up a blank piece of paper (so people would think he was reading music) and improvised. After the concert he wrote it down so it could be published
and what’s dangerous about it is men don’t KNOW that they hate women. it’s so deeply ingrained that they don’t see anything wrong with it. idk if you saw the thing i reblogged a little while ago but it’s a p good example of it so i’ll summarize
they did this study where they asked women what they would do if they woke up in the morning and had turned into “men” (i.e., in the language of the study, cis men). a lot of the women expressed mild disappointment but most listed things like “i would become a baseball player, i would become a politician,” etc., after a little while thinking about it.
when they asked men what they would do if they woke up in the morning to find that they had transformed into women, one of the most common answers was “i would kill myself.”
think about that for a second.
if you asked any of the men who participated in that study “do you hate women?” i seriously doubt a single one of them would answer yes.
but if you have such an aversion to the concept of womanhood or femininity that you would literally rather DIE than live as we do, what would you call that other than hatred?
and what’s funny is that what most dudes will hold up as proof that they don’t hate us is the fact that they want to fuck us when it is there that their hatred of us is often the most apparent
men hate women and it’s a million times more dangerous and disturbing bc their hatred has been normalized to the point where they can’t even see it.
rebloggable by request, and here’s the source for the study i mentioned
pisses me off cos its painfully true
even just talking to other guys its sad how they demonize femininity so casually
like for a dude, there’s nothing worse apparently than being a “pussy” or a “bitch” or being told that they’re acting like a girl
and that makes me sad
And if you are a guy who doesn’t believe these things, or who is at least aware of the fact that thinking these things is super fucked up, it’s your responsibility to stop other men.
even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And that’s why we have a John Watson.
This is “top 10 favorite posts” level.
THIS IS MARRIAGE!!
Permission to be a bad ass. Nod.
He looks back at the guy like, “SEE THAT? SHE SAID YES. YOU’RE SO FUCKED.”
Like, guys. Sparta was so kick ASS sometimes when it came to women. Spartan women were given these small knives so that if their husbands came home and tried to hit them or assault them, they had a weapon within reach. That weapon was for CUTTING THEIR HUSBANDS’ FUCKING FACES so that when he went out in public everyone would know he was an asshole, abusing jerkface and they would publicly shame him.
I DID NOT KNOW THAT THAT IS GREAT
LET’S JUST TALK ABOUT SPARTAN WOMEN FOR A SECOND.
In Sparta, women could own land and were considered citizens. THAT IS A HUGE BIG FUCKING DEAL. Why? Because that was RARE AS FUCK and there are lots of places TODAY where women don’t even get that much.
Divorce was totally fine, and a woman could expect to keep her own wealth and get custody of the kids because paternal lineage wasn’t very important. And it didn’t make her a pariah! She could totally remarry, no big deal at all.
Spartan women participated in some fuckin’ badass sporting events, too. And because they were expected to be as physically fit as the Spartan menfolk (who all had to serve compulsory military duties, btw, and couldn’t marry until they finished them at thirty) they didn’t have time for lots of swishy dresses. So they wore notoriously short skirts. According to some accounts, their thighs were visible at all times. HOLY SHIT.
Also, In Sparta men only got their names on their graves if they died in battle. And women? Women only got their names on their graves if they died in childbirth. THE SPARTANS COMPARED CHILDBIRTH TO FUCKING BATTLE AND IT WAS VIEWED AS A GODDAMN BADASS AND HONORABLE WAY TO GO OUT.
FUCKING SPARTAN WOMEN. THIS DUDE HAD FUCKIN’ BETTER MAKE SURE SHE’S COOL WITH WHATEVER HE’S DOING, IF HE KNOWS WHAT’S FUCKIN’ GOOD FOR HIM.
^^ I throughly enjoyed the history lesson dashed with the colorful adjectives.
I mean, he knew she was Cersei… lol
And the women were trained the exact same way as men were. As children they were equals ; they were not allowed to wear clothing until a certain age and at that point they were sent away to a training camp until they were 18. It was only the men who were sent into the wilderness for an extra two years to ensure their strength for battle.
Plus the women could marry whomever they pleased and the men weren’t allowed to live with the women in their house until she said so. And they were tough in Sparta but also all about family. To have male offspring was good luck, to have female offspring was an honour.
This part of the movie was true; King Leonidas really did kill a man because he insulted his wife and he always ensured that he had his wife’s approval. And while Leonidas was away in battle she did rule Sparta on her own.
Sparta knew what was up.
life changing, i tell you
apparently his wife scoots too
and his daughter
where has this knowledge existed all my life
hugh jackman is a very serious action star with a very seriously life who very seriously plays wolverine a very serious xman
he’s a very serious man
Stiles also gradually becomes aware that the rumbling sounds he’s been hearing for the last minute are not coming from someone revving their engine in the parking lot, but from the throats of the people assembled behind him.
He turns around, incredulous, and the noise cuts off. Except for Jackson, who’s still growling—his eyes look weirdly blue from this distance—before Boyd elbows Jackson hard in the gut and Jackson quiets.
Okay, I really don’t dig that whole predestined mates thing, but hey, the fic’s funny!
Adapt to this
LET ME JUST POINT OUT THE VARIOUS FLAWS OF LOGIC HERE. FIRST OF ALL DARWINS POWER IS TO LITERALLY ADAPT TO ANYTHING IN THE EFFING UNIVERSE. HIS POWERS DEEMED IT TOO DANGEROUS TO FIGHT THE HULK AND TELEPORTED HIM TO ANOTHER COUNTRY. HE ONCE BECAME PURE COSMIC EFFING ENERGY AND SHORTLY AFTER REMATERIALIZED AS A HUMAN BEING TO PREVENT HIS DEATH. DARWIN IS LITERALLY INEFFINGVINCIBLE. AND YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT A PATHETIC BALL OF KINETIC ENERGY FROM SEBASTIAN SHAW MERKS HIM?!?!?! THEY OBVIOUSLY ARE OUT TO KILL THE BLACK MAN IN THE PLOT AND LITERALLY WROTE THIS SCENE WITH NO REGARDS TO DARWINS POWERS WHATSOEVER AND ITS FRUSTRATING THAT THEY WOULD GO OUT OF THEIR WAY TO KILL HIM OFF LIKE THAT
I’m saying. Even in sci fi we ain’t safe
in my headcanon darwin literally became a being of energy and ascended to another plain of existence so he doesn’t have to deal with anymore of this white nonsense
Even in Scifi? We not safe in real life.
thank you I’ve been saying this for the longest!!!!! He is a damn omega level mutant, meaning in the movie he would be a class 5! Dude even adapted into a God and became the God of Death! Dude was college educated in the comics and they made him a taxi driver…like Black folks weren’t educated in the 70’s. And they didn’t even acknowledge that he was an Afro Latino…his name is Armando Munoz, he’s one of the few Afro latino superheros and they did him so dirty.
A movie that’s a metaphor for prejudice/racism/etc did the black guy dirty.