do you ever have those days that are just like
this was the definition of a shitstorm in elementary school.
Infiltrating the Mind Palace.
i’m sorry but i can’t take this picture seriously
ten and eleven just look like they’re really offended about someone’s poor fashion choices
Does anyone else find it crazy that you can be so fucking depressed and no one around you notices? Not your parents, your siblings, your friends, your teachers, your classmates, no one. Like you can literally be on the verge of tears, drowning, and everyone is totally oblivious.
All the time
Same goes for DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,
THE EYES = THEY SEE,
THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,
DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,
SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,
ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,
SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S
THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,
ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE
MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
WAIT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE ONE:
HOLMES AND WATSON = WOMANLESS AND HOT
DESTIEL = LET’S DIE
MERTHUR - HURT ME
I am British I whisper as I purposely spell words with U’s.
I AM AMERICAN I SHOUT AS I DEEP FRY MY FREEDOM.
I am Canadian I say politely as I ride off on my polar bear
canada cant even figure out how to use the text brush to write, they have to handwrite it.
handwritten like the signatures on all our equal marriage certificates
Oh come on you three, it’s not even subtle…
Well, it’s more subtle than this
Taylor Swift vs. Avril Lavigne - We are Complicated
#Taylor’s widely acknowledged around town as the ‘good girl’ #Avril’s from the wrong side of the tracks #natural opposites that get paired as partners for a chemistry project #what starts out as schoolwork becomes something more as the girls slowly fall for each other #but there’s trouble in paradise when Avril realizes Taylor’s needy for attention and Taylor thinks Avril’s too edgy #a fight breaks out and the two break it off #Act 1 ends with them storming away from each other to opposite sides of the stage #Taylor sings of how through she is with Avril #and Avril is furious at Taylor for being so complicated
"Take off all your preppy clothes" omfg its so perfect leav e me to die
Let’s play the “how long ‘till I regret having drawn this” game
MARSHALL LEE THAT SPEAR WAS POKING OUT OF YOUR BACK ARE YOU MADE OF CREAM PUFFS
THIS MAKES ME SAD BECAUSE THIS MEANS HE WAS LEGIT STABBED AND HE’S ACTING LIKE NOTHING HAPPENED TO MAKE FIONA FEEL BETTER OH MY GOD
Watch this fierce 11 year old dance to APPLAUSE by Lady Gaga better than you ever could.
THIS LITTLE KID IS SO G. I like how he was all over the place like “fuck you bitches I’m the star here” WHY CAN’T I DANCE LIKE YOU.
Regardless of how you feel about Lady Gaga, you cannot ignore this kid. Look at this little star right here, god damn, wish I could move like that.
holy shit that kid has SKILL.
oh look a home video of alvin’s childhood
Holy fuck. YOU GO LITTLE KID! WOW! D: *swoons*