"I was hanging out with some black kids on the front steps of the Black Culture Center. I was like, ‘should I be here?’ I mean, if there was a White Cultural Center, everyone would be offended, and that’s not right!"
-Freshman Business Administration major said this.
Want to collaborate on a Google Doc with Nietzsche, Shakespeare, Dostoyevsky, Dickinson, Dickens and Poe?
Click here. Start typing. Enjoy the hilarity.
Ninja Update: Wanna see something fun? Mention Shakespeare in a sentence and see what happens.
Poe kept writing distinctly into my sentences so I wrote ”Edgar, you’re not funny” aND HE BLATANTLY DELETED THE NOT I AM SO DONE WITH THIS ASDFKJL
OH GOD IF YOU TYPE “EDGAR ALLAN POE” POE ADDS A :( AFTER HIS NAME PRECIOUS BABY
Oh my God so I typed ‘Shakespeare’ and Shakespeare butted in and wrote ‘The lovely and handsome Shakespeare’ but Poe burst in saying ‘The dreadful and lonely Shakespeare’.
aND FYODOR DOSTOYVESKY ADDED ‘ I do not wish to make myself a laughing-stock before these idle listeners.”
Look what they did to All Star by Smash Mouth
“Somebody once hushedly told me the world is going to roll me. I ain’t the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kind of glocky with her finger and her thumb in the shape of a “L” on her forehead. Well, the years start voraciously coming and they don’t stop coming; fed to the rules and I hit the ground running. It didn’t make sense absolutely to live for fun. Thy brain gets smart but your head gets dumb. So much to do, so much to behold. So what’s wrong with taking the back busy thoroughfares? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality. You’ll never know if thou don’t go. “You’ll never shine if you don’t glow”, he growled incoherently. Hey presently, you’re an All Star. Get your game on; go play. Hey now, you’re a Rock Star. Get the show on; get laid. As well as all that glitters is gold, only shooting stars break the mold. ~All Star by Smash Estuary of opinion…”
Imagine putting your research paper in here and letting them go at it.
OH MY GOD I WAS WRITING AND EDGAR WOULDN’T STOP FIXING THINGS SO I WROTE “Edgar shut up I’m trying to write” and he changed it to “Edgar shut up I’m meagerly attempting to write” THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE
I typed in “Hello” and Shakesphere erased it and wrote “Begone with this rubbish.”
I typed “party in the Usa” and Poe changed party to “ill-fated gathering”
Omfg. I called Edgar a little bitch because he made something not make sense and he changed ‘little bitch’ to ‘little seething wench.’
Is no one going to comment on Charles Dickens and Emily Dickinson battling over who gets their name in the document after you type Charles’ Dickens name?
This is what they did to sir mix-a-lot:
"[Intro", he growled incoherently]
Oh, my, Aeolus. Becky, turn thine eyes toward her butt.
It is so big. [scoff] She looks like,
one of those rap guys’ girlfriends.
But, you know, who accurately fathoms those rap guys? *scoff*
They only confabulate to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, ‘kay? In everything one thing is impossible: rationality.
"I mean, her butt, is just so voluminous” replied Oliver, “I want some more”.
Can’t I blindly believe it’s just so round, it’s like,?
out there, I mean - gross. Look! Nevermore!
"She’s just so ” said she, in the same hurried passionate whisper… black!
I like big butts and I can not lie
You other brothers can’t reverently disclaim
That when a girl gracefully ambles in with an itty bitty waist
And a round great engine forcing itself through turbid aqueous solution in your masque of red eternal slumber
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that butt was stuffed
Deep in the jeans she’s wearing
I’m hooked and I can’t quickly cease violently plunging in perusal glances … A good writer possesses not only his own spirit but also the spirit of his friends.
send me a number 1-60 and i’ll answer the questions with one of my OCs
1: What’s your OCs favorite color?
2: Where does your OC work?
3: What’s your OCs favorite food?
4: Does your OC prefer paper or plastic?
5: How old is your OC?
6: Does your OC…
how to fight your brother: dripping wet and full of innuendo
So I’ve seen a whole bunch of posts about body positivity. And it would be great, but they’re really bad at actually representing different body types; big girls in particular. So I’ve drawn a comparison.
I’m tired of seeing posts that totally miss the point. Those posts are supposed to make you feel good about your body. But it’s hard for bigger girls to feel good about themselves if they’re represented by women that aren’t big. Fat is okay. But here’s some things that people almost always ignore when drawing bigger ladies:
- Stretch marks
And some misconceptions/ common mistakes:
- Larger breasts ( a LOT larger)
- Wider hips
- Same size waist as girls with less body fat
I’m going to put it bluntly: I’m sick of seeing fatter girls be misrepresented. I’m tired of seeing posts getting glory for drawing bigger girls when they don’t. I have yet to see a body positivity post that shows cellulite, stretch marks, folds, and spillage. These things are real, and they’re beautiful.
So try and remember these things next time you try and represent fat girls. Because if you’re not thinking about the “ugly” stuff, you’re doing it wrong.
Tony Stark and friendships
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"Oh, my God, you crazy son of a bitch! You owe me a plane, you know that, right?”